“Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes.” — Various Copy Share Image
“beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water."… — Various Copy Share Image
