Quote by Jarod Kintz

“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

“Dee and I have been taking turns ordering the most outrageous drinks we can think of; with the help of our phones and Google…

— Harper Sloan

“I have found out all I need to know, it’s pretty self explanatory. You wanted a laugh; trick two girls into thinking you liked…

— Nicole Gulla

“I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.”

— Michael Summers

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to hear the interaction between them and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Cash smiles at them and then turns to face me, leaning forward a little on the bar. His eyes meet mine and one brow…

— M. Leighton

“The drink prices were inflated, and so were the breasts of the bartender. The place had a quiet discord that was waiting to be…

— Thor Benson

“I don’t get it,” Clarence whispered to me. “We’re the only ones in the place. When are your friends supposed to get here?” “Why,…

— Tad Williams

“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were drinking, when all of the sudden a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Here was this really nice guy who happened to be uber-shy... and with just a little encouragement, he was suddenly smiling and joking and…

— Melody Carlson

“Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes.”

— Various

How?" I demanded. "How could you have screwed this one up?" "When I got in, they said the manager was on the phone and…

— Richelle Mead