Answers Quote by Kiersten White

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

— Jodi Picoult

“baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What will it be, stranger?" "Anything but a Canadian Club" replies the seal.”

— Various

“An Irishman walks into a pub,” she begins and the bar went silent. “The bartender asks him, ‘What'll you have?’” Her Irish accent was…

— Fisher Amelie

“No. Okay. Here goes,” Liddell said. “A guy leaves his divorce attorney’s office and storms down the street to a bar. He sits down,…

— Rick Reed

“A smile, a smirk, and a wink walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them what they’ll have to drink, and I didn’t…

— Jarod Kintz

“An elephant walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What can I get for you?” The elephant replies, “Sex on the beach, please.”…

— Jarod Kintz

“Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes.”

— Various

“The only people who ask questions like ‘Did he want to be something besides a bartender?’ are people who can become whatever they want.…

— Dennis Lehane

Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to…

— Aristophanes

“As the bartender struck a match to light her cigarette, she put her hand on his wrist to steady it. Travis saw him jump,…

— Cornell Woolrich

Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up? [On being reminded of his age by kelsey].

— Archie Bunker

“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks…

— Various