Answers Quote by Kiersten White

“And the guy with her was Lend’s dad. Didn’t see that one coming. And, oh bleep, what would Lend think knowing that his dad…

— Kiersten White

“My dearest girl,' said the vampire finally, examining Lord Maccon with an exhausted but appreciative eye, 'such a banquet. Never been one to favor…

— Gail Carriger

“Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the…

— Stephenie Meyer

“A human, werewolf, vampire, and a witch walk into a bar.”

— Alanna J. Faison

“I doubted vampire stuff would work on my disembodied father. He might have been a soulless bastard, but he was not an actual vampire.”

— Devon Monk

“She made an impatient noise. "By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires…

— Cassandra Clare

Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil vampires who’d caged her boyfriend and…

— Rachel Caine

“Okay, brace yourselves for a really hilarious joke here: Being a vampire sucks.”

— Tamara Summers

“I remember watching an old Dracula movie once with Alphonse and having him laugh himself sick at the sight of a vamp only a…

— Karen Chance

“„You don't really want to do this. I'm a good vampire – I mean, like, a vampire with a soul, not that I'm really…

— Helen Keeble

“I was a vampire, and... someone was trying to call me? When my parents had said that not even death could pry me from…

— Helen Keeble

“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?" "The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”

— Tammy Blackwell