...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . . — Harry Gordon Johnson Copy Share Image
Bartender, please fill my glass for me with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after three days in the… — Simon And Garfunkel Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up? [On being reminded of his age by… — Archie Bunker Copy Share Image
Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor Copy Share Image
“Can I get you a drink?” “Sure. I’ll have a gimlet.” She turned to the bartender. “About a quarter more soda than… — Miranda Liasson Copy Share Image
Socially, a journalist ranks somewhere between the madam of a whorehouse and a bartender. but spiritually he ranks with Galileo, for he… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
“So you’re telling me that intoxicated cowboy is my best hope of getting to Paint River Ranch tonight?” The bartender gave a… — Elizabeth Otto Copy Share Image
There's been times when I have actually had sex indoors. And then you kind of sober up a little when it's over.… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
“Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?' 'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender,… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I had a bartender friend once tell me about a $14.00 shot of vodka, this was years ago it's probably more now.… — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was.… — Brandon Routh Copy Share Image
“I wore my suit and the polka-dot tie. As soon as I spotted Malta Kano, I tried to walk in her direction,… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“He waved irritably at a waiter. There was a small bar in a dark corner of the room, where an old, wizened… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
I’m no part time dilettante photographer, unlike the bartenders, shoe salesmen, floorwalkers plumbers, barbers, grocery clerks and chiropractors whose great hobby is… — Weegee Copy Share Image
I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a maid and… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Next to the defeated politician, the writer is the most vocal and inventive griper on earth. He sees hardship and unfairness wherever… — Peter Mayle Copy Share Image
“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I'm more likely to offer them… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Nick implied the job pays crap, so they can’t expect me to be some sort of art professor, right?” She paused when… — Judith Arnold Copy Share Image
“If I weren't so screwed up, I would've sold my soul a long time ago for a handsome man who made me… — Miranda Parker Copy Share Image
“order a bottle of wine, drink a toast to his wife’s pregnancy, and forget all about Jackson for a few hours. Instead,… — A.J. Davidson Copy Share Image
There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and… — SUPERMAN Copy Share Image
“The honky-tonk bartender, who doubled as bouncer, waiter, and cashier, was in no mood to compromise. Mercy was not in him. He… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
“In Taiwan, where bubble tea was invented, people have been drinking Chinese tea styles with milk since Dutch colonization in the seventeenth… — Ruby Tandoh Copy Share Image
“As the bartender struck a match to light her cigarette, she put her hand on his wrist to steady it. Travis saw… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
“Standing at the bar, he watched the bartender pour another shot. He downed it in a single gulp. The alcohol scalded his… — Linda Castillo Copy Share Image
I was a bartender, a hot-dog vendor, a cook, sold magazine subscriptions. — John Rzeznik Copy Share Image
I was a bartender for four years, and that was the best training that I had for learning how to approach people. — Maggie Haberman Copy Share Image
“It’s all part of the bartender’s creed: make them fresh, make them cold, but most of all, if they’re a little overeager,… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender. — Jonathan Frid Copy Share Image
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