Comic sans Quote by Green Monk

A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.

— Tommy Cooper

“Despite his overtly masculine appearance, his reserve suggested he would be the type to order a glass of milk at the bar. That offended…

— Tessa Bailey

“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

“There was Bartender Boy, but he wouldn't get off until well after 2 A.M. I was a nervous wreck already, so if this dragged…

— Cora Carmack

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to hear the interaction between them and…

— Jarod Kintz

“E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors.”

— Various

“his waitresses, he was making friendly chat with the regulars, giving them another reason why his bar was the one place on this street…

— Rhea Wilde

“Are you this friendly to all the guests Mr...?" I ask, while trying to see if he's wearing a name tag. "Yes, when we…

— A.M. Willard

“Whoever said that a soft answer turneth away wroth had never worked in a bar.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I’ve never done this before. I didn’t go to human bars. Mudslides aside, I’m not much of a drinker. Club people are not my…

— Molly Harper

“So what did I do? I crawled back into my bed and ate another gallon of ice creamy goodness and tried to forget the…

— A. Meredith Walters

“He sneered. "I don't fancy your type." "Why, too sober? Too much self-esteem?”

— Cecily White