Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image ““Whoever said that a soft answer turneth away wroth had never worked in a bar.”” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not be a… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“I’m glad you’re quitting the bar." "You are?" "Yeah. I’ve never liked you working there, and I miss you at the weekend." "Why didn’t… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to hear the interaction between them and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“his waitresses, he was making friendly chat with the regulars, giving them another reason why his bar was the one place on this street… — Rhea Wilde Copy Share Image
“When you’re a bartender you can listen to everyone’s dirt without having to be personally involved.” — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“He replies (four minutes later): Anyone who throws a glass of wine in someone’s face has to expect to be talked about. Shit. I… — Gemma Burgess Copy Share Image
“... to sit alone in a bar chatting with strangers would have been inconceivable for me, it was closer to my nature to make… — Karl Ove Knausgård Copy Share Image
“I loved this place. You could prop up the bar and watch the world go by; no one made you talk or expected anything… — Tim Relf Copy Share Image
“When even the bartenders lose their romantic notions, it's time for a better world.” — James Crumley Copy Share Image
“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and swallowing, which… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am… — Martin Fillmore Clark Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
