Life Quotes by Terry Pratchett

When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice!

— Terry Pratchett

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

— Terry Pratchett

I have a living will and I have friends, and I have money and I have hope.

— Terry Pratchett

“What is normal? Normal is yesterday and last week and last month taken together”

— Terry Pratchett

Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped.

— Terry Pratchett

“And at the end of time, living is about fightin’ against everything.”

— Terry Pratchett

Most of my schooldays were the worst day of my life.

— Terry Pratchett

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

— Terry Pratchett

“You could say to the universe this is not fair. And the universe would say: Oh, isn’t it? Sorry.”

— Terry Pratchett

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to…

— Terry Pratchett

“HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT…

— Terry Pratchett

All the higher life forms scythed away, just like that. [ . . . ] Nothing but dust and fundamentalists.

— Terry Pratchett

Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences.

— Terry Pratchett

“YOU'RE ONLY PUTTING OFF THE INEVITABLE, he said. That's what being alive is all about.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Usually he didn’t bother the gods, and he hoped the gods wouldn’t bother him. Life was quite complicated enough.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Stories are a parasitical life form, warping lives in the service only of the story itself.”

— Terry Pratchett

Natural selection saw to it that professional heroes who at a crucial moment tended to ask themselves questions like 'What is my…

— Terry Pratchett

I decided at school that the only sensible way to make a living by arranging words in a pleasing order was by…

— Terry Pratchett

“Dwarfs are very attached to gold. Any highwayman demanding 'Your money or your life' had better bring a folding chair and packed…

— Terry Pratchett

“We look to… the edges,' said Mistress Weatherwax. 'There’s a lot of edges, more than people know. Between life and death, this…

— Terry Pratchett

“She was almost there. She could feel the weight of herself, the ponderousness of her body, the distant memories of the dawn…

— Terry Pratchett

So let's not get frightened when the children read fantasy. It's the compost for a healthy mind. It stimulate s the inquisitive…

— Terry Pratchett

“Which is all rather silly, because any woman setting out to make a living by the sword isn’t about to go around…

— Terry Pratchett

“Stories don't care who takes part in them. All that matters is that the story gets told, that the story repeats. Or,…

— Terry Pratchett

Sometimes I think a man could wander across the disc all his life and not see everything there is to see,' said…

— Terry Pratchett

Jesus won't cut you off before you're through With him you won't never get a crossed line, And when your bill comes…

— Terry Pratchett

The universe danced towards life. Life was a remarkably common commodity. Anything sufficiently complicated seemed to get cut in for some, in…

— Terry Pratchett

“Those who sought her never found her, yet she was known to come to the aid of those in greatest need. And,…

— Terry Pratchett

Rincewind shivered. He was not, of course, an atheist; on the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists. On the few occasions…

— Terry Pratchett

“Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought. And because…

— Terry Pratchett

“For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting…

— Terry Pratchett

“Old terror crouched in the shadows. It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had…

— Terry Pratchett

“He'd never asked for an exciting life. What he really liked, what he sought on every occasion, was boredom. The trouble was…

— Terry Pratchett

“Nor had he, as far as he knew, ever believed in anything. It had been embarrassing, because he quite wanted to believe…

— Terry Pratchett

“The first words that are read by seekers of enlightenment in the secret, gong-banging, yeti-haunted valleys near the hub of the world,…

— Terry Pratchett

“It wasn’t a city, it was a process, a weight on the world that distorted the land for hundreds of miles around.…

— Terry Pratchett

“There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes died. The sun dropped out of the sky, giant lizards took over the world, and the stars exploded and went out…

— Terry Pratchett

“Do you understand what I'm saying?" shouted Moist. "You can't just go around killing people!" "Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered…

— Terry Pratchett

Life is a trick, and you get one chance to learn it.

— Terry Pratchett