Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Suicide was against the law. Johnny had wondered why. It meant that if you missed, or the gas ran out, or the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He isn't looking at the view because his past life keeps flashing in front of his eyes and getting in the way” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The universe danced towards life. Life was a remarkably common commodity. Anything sufficiently complicated seemed to get cut in for some, in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But she’s going to have a lot of problems." THAT’S WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT. SO I’M TOLD. I WOULDN’T KNOW, OF… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Rincewind shivered. He was not, of course, an atheist; on the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists. On the few occasions… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
In her own special category, she was quite beautiful. This was the category of all the women, in his entire life, who… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
An ancient proverb summed it up when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He'd never asked for an exciting life. What he really liked, what he sought on every occasion, was boredom. The trouble was… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vimes took the view that life was so full of things happening erraticaly in all directions, that the chance of any of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t a city, it was a process, a weight on the world that distorted the land for hundreds of miles around.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Tak did not expect the stone to have life, but when it did, he smiled upon it, saying "All Things Strive". Time… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And at the end of time, living is about fightin’ against everything.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Now we have travelled a hundred million steps from the Datum, we are finding life systems entirely unlike our own - and… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And our lady friend, she thinks life works like a fairy tale.' Well, that’s harmless, isn’t it?' Yeah, but in fairy tales,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
People's whole lives do pass in front of their eye before they die. The process is called "Living". — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“years ago, when it underwent a rapid increase to the current level of 21%. The amount of oxygen in today’s atmosphere is… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A few stars had been let out early. Teppic looked up at them. Perhaps, he thought, there is life somewhere else. On… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
