Death Quote by Terry Pratchett

““But she’s going to have a lot of problems." THAT’S WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT. SO I’M TOLD. I WOULDN’T KNOW, OF COURSE. "What about reincarnation?" Death hesitated. YOU WOULDN’T LIKE IT, he said. TAKE IT FROM ME. "I’ve heard that some people do it all the time." YOU’VE GOT TO BE TRAINED TO IT. YOU’VE GOT TO START OFF SMALL AND WORK UP. YOU’VE NO IDEA HOW HORRIBLE IT IS TO BE AN ANT. "It’s bad?" YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT. AND WITH YOUR KARMA AN ANT IS TOO MUCH TO EXPECT.””

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