“I invested in a box of paper bags today." ~ Andrew Hamilton” — Whitney Gracia Williams Andrew-hamilton Copy Share Image
“I'm really not into the possessive caveman shit.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Andrew-hamilton Copy Share Image
“Last was Hamilton—Andrew Hamilton, and he was...He was sexy as fuck” — Whitney Gracia Williams Sexy Copy Share Image
“Is there super-glue on my floor? Is that why you’re still standing there?” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Do you...” I shook my head. “Do you honestly think saying shit like that is a turn-on?” “Yes...” — Whitney Gracia Williams Saying Copy Share Image
“The only tool your pussy needs is my tongue. It's here whenever you want it, and it works in a "VARIETY" of… — Whitney Gracia Williams Tongue Copy Share Image
“I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world...” — Whitney Gracia Williams Business marketing Copy Share Image
“Emotional Distress (n.): A negative emotional reaction—which may include fear, anger, anxiety, and suffering” — Whitney Gracia Williams Anger Copy Share Image
“Are you going to promote every man that flirts with me?" "no. I'll fire whoever does it next.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Every man Copy Share Image
“Just because someone from your past hurt you doesn’t mean that every woman after her will.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Every woman Copy Share Image
“How much longer do you think you'll be able to keep doing this?" "Keep doing what?" "Chatting someone up for a week,… — Whitney Gracia Williams Chatting Copy Share Image
“Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over… — Whitney Gracia Williams Panty Copy Share Image
“I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven… — Whitney Gracia Williams Bullshit Copy Share Image
“Andrew this is where you take all your dates…” “And?” My heart sank. “Do you not see why bringing me here would… — Whitney Gracia Williams Dates Copy Share Image
“I don’t want you accusing me of treating you like all my other dates.” “Does that mean you won’t fuck me at… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Subject: Wet Panty Fetish I’m not sure if you’ve realized that I left my thong in your pocket yet, but I want… — Whitney Gracia Williams Art Copy Share Image
“I’d overheard her several times on her lunch breaks, talking about how she wanted to be married before she turned twenty five.… — Whitney Gracia Williams Lunch break Copy Share Image
“Subject: Re: Wet Panty Fetish I did realize that you slipped your thong into my pocket this morning. I’ve noticed that you’ve… — Whitney Gracia Williams Wet Panty Copy Share Image
“Get in my lap and let me show you.” “Is this a joke?” “Am I laughing?” — Whitney Gracia Williams Joke Copy Share Image
“I’ll like to keep my fucking life separate from my home life” — Whitney Gracia Williams Fucking life Copy Share Image
“What am I supposed to say after I fuck you, Aubrey?” — Whitney Gracia Williams Fuck Copy Share Image
“Thank you for telling me that my dick is in your prayers. I'd prefer if it was in your mouth.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Dick Copy Share Image
“And can you please have the janitor check my floor for fucking superglue?” ~ Andrew Hamilton” — Whitney Gracia Williams Andrew-hamilton Copy Share Image
“I fucking love you, Aubrey… And I’ll do whatever it takes to show you that.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Fucking Copy Share Image
“Things are going to catch up to you one day, asshole!” She yells as I step into the hallway. “Karma is one… — Whitney Gracia Williams Bitch Copy Share Image
“Casual sex. Nothing more. Nothing Less." That line wasn't there for decoration, and it was in bold print for a reason.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Casual Copy Share Image
“When I first saw you tonight," he lowered his voice and whispered in my ear, "I wanted to drag you out of… — Whitney Gracia Williams Mid-life-love Copy Share Image
“And the Latin quote across your heart? What does it mean?” “Lie about one thing, lie about it all...” — Whitney Gracia Williams Quote Copy Share Image
“Do you know that men like you—relationship avoiders, are the type that typically fall the hardest?” “Did they teach you that at… — Whitney Gracia Williams Know Men Copy Share Image
“Tell me that you don’t want to fuck me,” he said. “That you don’t want me to bury my cock deep inside… — Whitney Gracia Williams Right now Copy Share Image
“Then the two of us stood staring at one another. I had no idea what the fuck just happened, and only a… — Whitney Gracia Williams Liked Copy Share Image
“I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not… — Whitney Gracia Williams Divorce Copy Share Image
“How many women do you think a man could possibly screw in his lifetime?” The vendor handed me my change. “I don’t… — Whitney Gracia Williams Change Copy Share Image