Prayer Quote by Whitney Gracia Williams

“Well, I’ve been praying for my vagina to go numb. Will you pray with me?” “No!”

— Adrienne Thompson

“If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious”

— George R.R. Martin

“The greatest prayers that I could ever utter come from the heart. And when I pray that way, I rarely need to open my…

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Lord, I thank you for answering my prayers at the right time.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“Thank God! Those prayers were answered!”

— Jeannie Walker

“The funny thing about prayers is you can absolutely make up your own if you want to.”

— Art Hochberg

“Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He’s going to answer them.”

— Becky Wade

“Let your wishes be your prayers.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“Instead she squeezed my hand, told me she understood, and reminded me that when I prayed, I should thank God for a husband who…

— Aleatha Romig

“I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.”

— Buffy Andrews

“If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.”

— Meister Eckhart

“If you want your prayers answered, you get off your knees and do the one thing you’re praying someone else will do for you.”

— Shannon L. Alder