“I invested in a box of paper bags today." ~ Andrew Hamilton” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“And can you please have the janitor check my floor for fucking superglue?” ~ Andrew Hamilton” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Are you going to promote every man that flirts with me?" "no. I'll fire whoever does it next.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Subject: Wet Panty Fetish I’m not sure if you’ve realized that I left my thong in your pocket yet, but I want you to… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Emotional Distress (n.): A negative emotional reaction—which may include fear, anger, anxiety, and suffering” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“The only tool your pussy needs is my tongue. It's here whenever you want it, and it works in a "VARIETY" of ways.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven layer mattress… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“I’d overheard her several times on her lunch breaks, talking about how she wanted to be married before she turned twenty five. She also… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Subject: Re: Wet Panty Fetish I did realize that you slipped your thong into my pocket this morning. I’ve noticed that you’ve done this… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“How much longer do you think you'll be able to keep doing this?" "Keep doing what?" "Chatting someone up for a week, fucking her,… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“I don’t want you accusing me of treating you like all my other dates.” “Does that mean you won’t fuck me at the end?”… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
