“I invested in a box of paper bags today." ~ Andrew Hamilton” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“And can you please have the janitor check my floor for fucking superglue?” ~ Andrew Hamilton” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Are you going to promote every man that flirts with me?" "no. I'll fire whoever does it next.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Subject: Wet Panty Fetish I’m not sure if you’ve realized that I left my thong in your pocket yet, but I want you to know that I did it for your own good, and that your secret is safe with me. Ever since you fucked me in the bathroom at the art gallery, I’ve noticed that you have a tendency… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share
“Emotional Distress (n.): A negative emotional reaction—which may include fear, anger, anxiety, and suffering” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“The only tool your pussy needs is my tongue. It's here whenever you want it, and it works in a "VARIETY" of ways.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven layer mattress… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“I’d overheard her several times on her lunch breaks, talking about how she wanted to be married before she turned twenty five. She also… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Subject: Re: Wet Panty Fetish I did realize that you slipped your thong into my pocket this morning. I’ve noticed that you’ve done this all week. Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face at night. I do, however, have a new fetish for… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share
“How much longer do you think you'll be able to keep doing this?" "Keep doing what?" "Chatting someone up for a week, fucking her, and moving on the the next. How much longer?" "Until my dick stops working.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share
“Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“I don’t want you accusing me of treating you like all my other dates.” “Does that mean you won’t fuck me at the end?”… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
