“Worship Me Like the Goddess I Am or There Will Be Some Serious Smiting." Jubilee” — Simon R. Green Prayer Copy Share Image
“Don’t you dare try to out-gloom me. I’m the only one here entitled to indulge in deep dark existential brooding.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“He has also worked as a shop assistant, bicycle-repair mechanic, journalist, actor, eccentric dancer, and mail-order bride. He has never worked for… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Families – can’t live with them – can’t take them down to the river and drown them all in sacks.” — Simon R. Green Family Copy Share Image
“I am the scalpel that cuts out infection, and the heartbreak that makes men wiser.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“You’re the only man I know who makes the sign of the cross when confronted with broccoli.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Every day there’s something which makes me think ‘I’d better ask Dad about that, I wonder what Mother would say…’ and then… — Simon R. Green Every day Copy Share Image
“Never look back,” I said wisely. “All you’ll ever see are lost opportunities creeping up on you with bad intent.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“I’m exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I’ll kick anyone’s ass who says otherwise.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
We are in the dark places of the earth," said Madman. "Where all the ancient and most dangerous secrets are kept. There… — Simon R. Green Ancient Copy Share Image
“I’m not crazy. I know what I’m doing. You’re just jealous because the voices only speak to me.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
Nothing is ever really lost. The memories of good friends and good times are always there, never more than a thought away.… — Simon R. Green Every moment Copy Share Image
“See, phrenology is this old Victorian science, which claimed you could determine the dominant traits of a man's personality by studying the… — Simon R. Green Different person Copy Share Image
Are you sure this is a good idea?' whispered the unicorn. 'No,' said Rupert. 'But it's our best chance to find a… — Simon R. Green Chance Copy Share Image
“sometimes dreams are all that can keep you going. Give them up, and you’re dead.” — Simon R. Green Dreams Copy Share Image
After all, you’re only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived. — Simon R. Green Immortal Copy Share Image
“I am in charge, therefore I am officially the only one allowed to panic.” — Simon R. Green Anxiety Copy Share Image
“Someone’s looking for a short sharp visit from the Slap Fairy,” said Melody.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“My Suzie, also known as Shotgun Suzie, also known as Oh Christ It's Her, Run.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“They’re currently sulking, by the way, and comforting themselves by sending abusive e-mails to Bill Gates.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
While the cat's away, you may find the rats getting damned uppity. — Simon R. Green Cat Copy Share Image
“Though we nearly lost everything last month, when the mainframe got possessed by Sumerian demons, and we had to call in a… — Simon R. Green Computers Copy Share Image
