“I am the scalpel that cuts out infection, and the heartbreak that makes men wiser.” — Simon R. Green Men Wiser Copy Share Image
Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said. — Simon R. Green Comedy Copy Share Image
Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file. — Simon R. Green Principles Copy Share Image
“Worship Me Like the Goddess I Am or There Will Be Some Serious Smiting." Jubilee” — Simon R. Green Jubilee Copy Share Image
The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising. — Simon R. Green Good hero Copy Share Image
“No Tax on Liquor(also known as the Who’s for a Party Party)” — Simon R. Green Party Copy Share Image
“Someone’s looking for a short sharp visit from the Slap Fairy,” said Melody.” — Simon R. Green Melody Copy Share Image
“To fight with demons, your intent must be pure. And even then, there's no guarantee you'll win.” — Simon R. Green Battling-demons Copy Share Image
I didn't know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It's like knocking someone… — Simon R. Green Baseball Copy Share Image
“I’m not crazy. I know what I’m doing. You’re just jealous because the voices only speak to me.” — Simon R. Green Jealous Copy Share Image
Angel: And what will you do with the world, once it is yours?' N. Hob: 'Punish it, for not loving me. — Simon R. Green Angel Copy Share Image
“They’re currently sulking, by the way, and comforting themselves by sending abusive e-mails to Bill Gates.” — Simon R. Green Sulking Copy Share Image
“I chose to help people, because there’d been no-one there to help me when I needed it.” — Simon R. Green Chose Copy Share Image
I went to a house that was not a house. I opened a door that was not a door. And what I… — Simon R. Green Door Copy Share Image
“Let us take it for granted that I am careless and ungrateful and never appreciate anything you do for me and move… — Simon R. Green Careless Copy Share Image
“I love to dance!" she said cheerfully. "Sometimes I think the whole world should be put to music and choreographed!" "This being… — Simon R. Green Dance Copy Share Image
“What value can one ordinary man have in a magical world? What can a mortal bring to the affairs of immortals? Insight.… — Simon R. Green Character Copy Share Image
Are you sure this is a good idea?' whispered the unicorn. 'No,' said Rupert. 'But it's our best chance to find a… — Simon R. Green Chance Copy Share Image
“He's been going on about the End of All Things for as long as I've known him," she said carelessly. "And we're… — Simon R. Green Humor Copy Share Image
“Rupert: "... At this rate, somebody is bound to upset the Warlock once too often, and we'll end up with a Court… — Simon R. Green Fantasy Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If… — Simon R. Green Corpse Copy Share Image
“My name is John Taylor. I’m a private eye, specialising in cases of the weird and uncanny. I don’t solve murders, I… — Simon R. Green John Taylor Copy Share Image
“I saw myself as a knight-errant...but the damsel in distress stabbed me in the back, my sword shattered on the dragon's hide,… — Simon R. Green Damsel in distress Copy Share Image
“I kept expecting the nurses and patients to come suddenly alive, and raise the alarm, or even attack us. Instead, the nurses… — Simon R. Green Nurse Copy Share Image
It's tucked away in a quiet corner, shadowed and obscured, no part of the Nightside's usual bright gaudy neon noir. It doesn't… — Simon R. Green Answers Copy Share Image
“The Nightside CSI is only one man, pleasant enough, calm and easy going, and very professional. It probably helps that he has… — Simon R. Green Detective Copy Share Image
We are in the dark places of the earth," said Madman. "Where all the ancient and most dangerous secrets are kept. There… — Simon R. Green Ancient Copy Share Image
“Too many people live the lives other people think they ought to, following orders they don't agree with, for causes they don't… — Simon R. Green Following orders Copy Share Image
“Though we nearly lost everything last month, when the mainframe got possessed by Sumerian demons, and we had to call in a… — Simon R. Green Computers Copy Share Image
Nothing is ever really lost. The memories of good friends and good times are always there, never more than a thought away.… — Simon R. Green Every moment Copy Share Image
“Were we in love, really? We were very young. And everything seems so sharp and intense, when you're a teenager. Emotions surge… — Simon R. Green First love Copy Share Image
“sometimes dreams are all that can keep you going. Give them up, and you’re dead.” — Simon R. Green Dead Copy Share Image
“This isn't Hell, it's the Nightside. Thought sometime you can see Hell from here.” — Simon R. Green Hell Copy Share Image
“The truth might set you free, but there’s nothing that says you have to be grateful.” — Simon R. Green Grateful Copy Share Image
“No damned thing from the vasty deeps is going to get the better of me in my own home.” — Simon R. Green Going Better Copy Share Image
