“You’re the only man I know who makes the sign of the cross when confronted with broccoli.” — Simon R. Green Cross Copy Share Image
“you’re only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived.” — Simon R. Green Immortal Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you can’t save everyone. Sometimes all you can do... is kill a whole bunch of people.” — Simon R. Green Bunch Copy Share Image
No one likes to admit that in the end we all die by inches, gradually losing all the defining visual characteristics that… — Simon R. Green Characteristics Copy Share Image
You want me to sneak up on an angel and rip out its pinfeathers, so you can make a fashion statement? — Simon R. Green Angel Copy Share Image
“Every day there’s something which makes me think ‘I’d better ask Dad about that, I wonder what Mother would say…’ and then… — Simon R. Green Every day Copy Share Image
“It's always thoughts of family that drive me crazy, and it's always my friends who bring me back. Agents of Light and… — Simon R. Green Crazy friends Copy Share Image
Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That's always been part of my problem. — Simon R. Green Forgotten Copy Share Image
“He has also worked as a shop assistant, bicycle-repair mechanic, journalist, actor, eccentric dancer, and mail-order bride. He has never worked for… — Simon R. Green Secretly Copy Share Image
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, skipping merrily… — Simon R. Green Grim Copy Share Image
Because nothing makes love and life matter more than the knowledge that some day it must end. — Simon R. Green Ends Copy Share Image
“Don’t you dare try to out-gloom me. I’m the only one here entitled to indulge in deep dark existential brooding.” — Simon R. Green Gloom Copy Share Image
“You know how it is, boss; you’re out on the town with a few friends, drinking it up; you’re young, you've got… — Simon R. Green Shit happens Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing like a major emergency and the almost certain death of the whole damned world to concentrate the mind wonderfully.” — Simon R. Green Death Copy Share Image
After all, you’re only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived. — Simon R. Green Immortal Copy Share Image
“I’m exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I’ll kick anyone’s ass who says otherwise.” — Simon R. Green Exempt Copy Share Image
There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute… — Simon R. Green Band Copy Share Image
“What am I going to do with all these bodies?" Said Jimmy, just a bit plaintively."I can't keep them, I don't have… — Simon R. Green Cupboard Copy Share Image
