“Most of my relatives could start a fight in an empty room and then lie about who won.” — Simon R. Green Family drama Copy Share Image
I didn't know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It's like knocking someone… — Simon R. Green Baseball Copy Share Image
“What value can one ordinary man have in a magical world? What can a mortal bring to the affairs of immortals? Insight.… — Simon R. Green Character Copy Share Image
I always feel most alive when everything else is dying all around me — Simon R. Green Alive Copy Share Image
“It's always thoughts of family that drive me crazy, and it's always my friends who bring me back. Agents of Light and… — Simon R. Green Darkness Copy Share Image
“My name is John Taylor. I’m a private eye, specialising in cases of the weird and uncanny. I don’t solve murders, I… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
The harsh, unyielding reality of having to compromise your ideals bit by bit, day by day, just to achieve a few little… — Simon R. Green Achieve Copy Share Image
“No Tax on Liquor(also known as the Who’s for a Party Party)” — Simon R. Green Party Party Copy Share Image
There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute… — Simon R. Green Band Copy Share Image
Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends. — Simon R. Green Condiments Copy Share Image
You want me to sneak up on an angel and rip out its pinfeathers, so you can make a fashion statement? — Simon R. Green Angel Copy Share Image
Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file. — Simon R. Green Principles Copy Share Image
Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going. — Simon R. Green Courage Copy Share Image
There has been peace. There will be peace again. But right now, we have work to do. — Simon R. Green Peace Copy Share Image
“Well, basically, I thought I’d cut the creature’s heart out and jam the suppressor stone into the hole,” said Hawk. “That should… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
Who ... what are they?" "My pride and glory," Alex said fondly. "Betty and Lucy Coltrane. Best damned bouncers in the business.… — Simon R. Green Alex Copy Share Image
“Never get attached to possessions…. They’re just things and you can always get more things.” — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
The cream-tiled walls were spattered here and there with old dried bloodstains, deep gouges that might have been clawmarks, and all kinds… — Simon R. Green All kinds Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing like a major emergency and the almost certain death of the whole damned world to concentrate the mind wonderfully.” — Simon R. Green Death Copy Share Image
“He's been going on about the End of All Things for as long as I've known him," she said carelessly. "And we're… — Simon R. Green Humor Copy Share Image
“The light may cast many reflections but is it still the light that matters.” — Simon R. Green Light Copy Share Image
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, skipping merrily… — Simon R. Green Grim Copy Share Image
“Big corporations aren't always the bad guys; but it's the sensible way to bet.” — Simon R. Green Bad guy Copy Share Image
Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes. — Simon R. Green Cake Copy Share Image