Shit happens Quote by Simon R. Green

“I marvel at these young people: drinking their coffee, they tell clear, plausible stories. If they are asked what they did yesterday, they aren't…

— Jean-Paul Sartre

“We’re your friends. Your shit became our shit when you drank my tequila and stripped down to your bra. Boss, Shocking Heaven”

— D.H. Sidebottom

“Not before I hear your reason for disliking me. I’m sure it’s a very good one, seeing how half an hour ago you couldn’t…

— Mila Rossi

“What the hell am I? I thought. Too old to be a real teenager, too young to drink. Old enough to die in a…

— Leah Raeder

“Sometimes life gets weird. Hang in there, it gets better.”

— Tanner Patrick

“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The cover story.…

— Emma Chase

“Maybe I grew up too fast, maybe that's my trouble. I feel so lost out here...hung up between two worlds; half-kid and half-adult, half-boy…

— Ann Bannon

“I'm not a young man. I'm old, tired and full of no coffee.”

— Raymond Chandler

“I suppose you’re young,’ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo”

— Tyne O'Connell

“Don't be such a party-pooper, missy --when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to…

— James Alan Gardner

“It snuck up on me—growing up, I mean.”

— Jenny Han

“Are you drunk?’ ‘It’s the afternoon, isn’t it? I try always to be drunk by now. Once you start a job you should give…

— Joe Abercrombie