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“It was the tequila that did it. Tequila is spiteful, two-faced, sweet as pie when you’re saying hi, paying your monies and throwing ‘em…

— Simon Pont

“I grabbed my shot of tequila. Then I tossed it back. When I put my empty down to the bar and after I took…

— Kristen Ashley

“You’re lucky this is a big night for you, Bliss. Normally, nobody gets between me and my tequila.”

— Cora Carmack

“Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not tequila.”

— Emmy Rossum

“That night, the booze felt great, as the warmth of the wine in my stomach spread through my body. I didn't like feeling stupid…

— John Green

“Tequila doesn't ask you to talk about your problems. Tequila and I have always gotten along.”

— Kimberly Lauren

“If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.”

— Alida Nugent

“I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.”

— Wendy Higgins

“I don't know how you drink this straight. You're badass." "That's why I am your boss-”

— Andrea Cremer

“That’s the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we’re making margaritas”

— JoAnne Kenrick

“you booze, you lose”

— Straight Edge Society

“Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.”

— Rachel Hollis