I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've been mispronouncing a word your entire life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
You are so full of shit that the city should charge your mouth a sewer tax. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some good shit happens fast (a bestselling book), and some good shit happens slow (love).” — Caroline Kepnes Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you trip and fall and you try to fake it off and someone screams I saw that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And another way of explaining it is to say that shit happens, and there's no space too small, too dark and airless… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
We each have a path to walk on earth. We can walk it alone in fear and anger or we can look… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
“Sometimes shit happens and life can be a bastard. I’m scared of that crap. I don’t know if I can fight or… — Becca Lee Copy Share Image
Shit Happens. You know you can't avoid it. There will be always haters or jealous people around no matter what you do — Nia Copy Share Image
To be honest ,... we both made mistakes you were wrong, so was I. This realationship is not working between us. Now… — Syoung Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody has A perfect Life, Everybody has their own PROBLEMS..Some people just know how to deal with it in a Perfect way!! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Its impossible to stop thinking about something that's agitating you. Moving on when or after shit happens or trying to stop thinking… — Izaya Copy Share Image
“Or, God, maybe this was just life. For everyone on the planet. Maybe the Survivor's Club wasn't something you "earned," but simply… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“It's a random universe. Shit happens. Good people get stage 4 cancer and dipshits win the lottery. There is no justice. Everything… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
I hate it when somebody treats you like crap, but you still worry about them. It's like no matter what happens to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We've all loved someone, hated someone, wanted to throw a brick at someone, wanted to love someone, and many other things, but… — Morgan Pierce Copy Share Image
“Sure, shit happens we can’t control, but that’s exactly what it is: shit you can’t control. You can’t control what it is,… — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
“Didn't Chains tell you about the Golden Theological Principle?" "The what?" "The single congruent aspect of every known religion. The one shared,… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“I once saw a dead man. Actually, i've seen many dead men. Too many for most. But this one, i've carried with… — Brian Azzarello Copy Share Image
