“This man could say anything in the world to me and he’d still be the one shame-buying Dan Brown.” — Caroline Kepnes Shame Copy Share Image
“She winks. "I hope you like pineapples." I fucking hate pineapples. "Love 'em," I say. "Bring it.” — Caroline Kepnes Pineapples Copy Share Image
“What’s the only thing more sexless than lunch? Brunch, a meal invented by rich white chicks to rationalize day drinking and bingeing… — Caroline Kepnes Day drinking Copy Share Image
“I need help--Hey Siri, how do you kill love?--but who am I kidding? She doesn't know. No one knows. I have to… — Caroline Kepnes End of love Copy Share Image
“Some good shit happens fast (a bestselling book), and some good shit happens slow (love).” — Caroline Kepnes Books Copy Share Image
“It's the little things that make you want to kill someone, the way Milo drinks Diet Dr Pepper and ties his Jewfro… — Caroline Kepnes Dr pepper Copy Share Image
“And you’re not the standard insecure nymph hunting for Faulkner you’ll never finish, never start; Faulkner that will harden and calcify, if… — Caroline Kepnes Books Copy Share Image
