Quote by Caroline Kepnes

“I like pineapple.”

— Craig Alanson

“Hello, pineapples,’ he whispered. He bent his head toward his lap and punctured the can, listening closely. The pineapples whispered back. They told him…

— Hugh Howey

“Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”

— Katherine Gaskin

“Sometimes I imagine that it was I that crucified him. He hanging there moaning, and I sit down facing him,eating pineapple compote. I like…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“I say! That's rather racy. Jolly good stuff, what?”

— Gustav Jorgenson

“[He] carefully put a funky-looking pair of reading glasses on her. "There we go. How are they?" She blinked experimentally, peering around the room.…

— Kylie Scott

“My obsession with pineapples nearly drove me mad. I dreamt of the days when I would be grown and able to buy a whole…

— Maya Angelou

“Fortunately," Macey added with a smile, "I had the foresight to pack Liz's van with various essentials." Liz blushed. "I might have helped." "No."…

— Ally Carter

“He frowned. "Who cares about that? Screw the gerbils." "Screw them?" I raised an eyebrow. "Lyle, this is not your personal recreation time.”

— Cecily White

“Ned stuck out his calloused fingers and gave my hand a surprisingly gentle shake. It was like shaking hands with a pineapple.”

— Alan Bradley

“Pineapples are one of nature’s medicines.”

— Steven Magee

“That ticks me off!” She snapped. “Since when could you bribe me with treats like a fucking child.” I groaned, pinching the bridge of…

— J.J. McAvoy