“It's the little things that make you want to kill someone, the way Milo drinks Diet Dr Pepper and ties his Jewfro in a bun and lifts his shirt to show off his stomach and wipes his glasses down even… — Caroline Kepnes Copy Share Image
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“She winks. "I hope you like pineapples." I fucking hate pineapples. "Love 'em," I say. "Bring it.” — Caroline Kepnes Copy Share Image
“What’s the only thing more sexless than lunch? Brunch, a meal invented by rich white chicks to rationalize day drinking and bingeing on French… — Caroline Kepnes Copy Share Image
“I need help--Hey Siri, how do you kill love?--but who am I kidding? She doesn't know. No one knows. I have to figure it… — Caroline Kepnes Copy Share Image
“Some good shit happens fast (a bestselling book), and some good shit happens slow (love).” — Caroline Kepnes Copy Share Image
“It's the little things that make you want to kill someone, the way Milo drinks Diet Dr Pepper and ties his Jewfro in a… — Caroline Kepnes Copy Share Image
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