I love the way you lie to me, it shows that you're scared, and you don't have the balls to tell me… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
“Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.” — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its that awkward when you put something on Facebook and nobody likes you status — Stacie Copy Share Image
That fail moment when you press the wrong numbers on the vending machine... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment of regret for sending a text when you don't get a reply and feeling like a fool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you know how it feels to let go of someone you really love for a long time, just for them to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you're about to say something but your forgot what it is because someone suddenly speak out loud. — Ohteenstories Copy Share Image
There seems to be only one place in my house where I can have some me time without being bothered with what… — Epifani Savea Copy Share Image
The moment of clarity when being stressed the hell out turns into I just don't give a fuck!! and it automatically feels… — Nikkileigh321 Copy Share Image
The matter of time.The reasons are mine Somehow its not a crime.If sometimes, I feel fine. — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
Of course mama has taught us all to use our manners. Though there are times that are appropriate for you to be… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Don't try to hug me with one hand when your hiding a knife in the other. If your going to take… — Brittany Marcum Copy Share Image
Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm...but I wasn't done yet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and then you realize there's actually somebody inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
