I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. — Miranda H Fuck off Copy Share Image
Right guy, Wrong time. Right time, Wrong guy. New guy, Old lines. Old guy, New lies — Miranda H Old guy Copy Share Image
I love the way you lie to me, it shows that you're scared, and you don't have the balls to tell me… — Miranda H Lies Copy Share Image
A Guy Deserves A girl who will be loyal to him and stand by his side, as long as he treats her… — Miranda H Boyfriend Copy Share Image
Be careful, I might be quiet and shy but if you hurt me and try to play me, I'll put you out… — Miranda H Bad karma Copy Share Image
A True man does not love a different girl every night. A True man Loves the same girl every night for the… — Miranda H Every night Copy Share Image
New Marriage vows For richer or poorer , sickness & health , better or worse , 'til I can't take your shit any longer . Amen — Miranda H Fucked up Copy Share Image
Crazy world that's why I stay prayed up and keep positive people around me. You can be here one day and gone… — Miranda H Crazy world Copy Share Image
God Bless Them. They created a SPECIAL day for my exes. Fools Day! — Miranda H April fool Copy Share Image
If somebody doesn't realize ur worth, then they don't deserve to be with u. Don't allow somebody who doesn't appreciate u to… — Miranda H Friendship Copy Share Image
I love being talked about. I'm the center of every ones attention. I FEEL SO FAMOUS! :) — Miranda H Being jealous Copy Share Image
Yes... I hold my boobs when I run... why not?? I see you holding your balls when you walk. :) — Miranda H Being a girl Copy Share Image
Girls. WE can do anything boys can do. Except, we can do it in HIGH freaking HEELS!! — Miranda H Being a girl Copy Share Image