“I heard Tash say: Nomi, you’re sad man. Get a grip. Walk away. What have I taught you? And I thought: You… — Miriam Toews Copy Share Image
We all experience many freakish and unexpected events - you have to be open to suffering a little. The philosopher Schopenhauer talked… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
Yes, e-commerce is a strange situation for an old guy like me. You can buy a TV online, OK, but to buy… — Max Azria Copy Share Image
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“I rooted through my pocketbook and did a fast paraphernalia inventory. I was carrying defense spray, which was a big no-no in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Democrats must get in touch with their inner asshole. I refer to the case of Van Jones, the man the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I hope to give you at least 15 more years of movies. I`m not going to be this old guy that keeps… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
“When I was eleven or twelve, we had this real old guy as a Sunday school teacher. Mom said he'd been in… — Mike Mullin Copy Share Image
I always thought if you run a Marathon in less than 4 hours, there is a tick of athletic accomplishment in that.… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
“The city overwhelmed me. Every day I’d walk by hundreds of strangers, compete for space in crowded coffee shops, and stand shoulder… — Alexander Weinstein Copy Share Image
Right guy, Wrong time. Right time, Wrong guy. New guy, Old lines. Old guy, New lies — Miranda H Copy Share Image
I don't think China should care if this crazy old guy should have a show here or not. You have so many… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
My dad once told me that he would rather I had an old boyfriend than a tall boyfriend. I don't know why,… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
If there is a public perception at all, they see the producer as a big old guy who smokes a cigar and… — Marshall Herskovitz Copy Share Image
I'm an old guy, so I started out playing 'Pong' with my brothers, and 'Mario Bros.' and whatnot. But we really got… — Kevin Dillon Copy Share Image
When they come out to my shows they like me but trying to get them to come out to my shows they're… — Fred Eaglesmith Copy Share Image
I don't want to be like the angry old guy in the corner who is always ranting and raving about the same… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he… — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When you're 20 you can put a ton of old-age prosthetics on and be an old guy, but when you're 70 you… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
My car had broken down, and a neighbor of mine, this old guy, helped me change a tire. We just had a… — Cordae Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
“Why was it, she sometimes wondered, that in dreams we can't do the simplest things? Like a crying puppy is standing on… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Not all writers are artists. But all of us like the idea of somebody in the year 2283 blowing the dust off… — William Attwood Copy Share Image
