Ray Romano

If I had never gotten famous or rich, I think I'd be equally neurotic.

— Ray Romano

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

— Ray Romano

I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just…

— Ray Romano

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole…

— Ray Romano

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is…

— Ray Romano

Anna would be just as happy with me if I were a plumber. As a matter of fact, when she married me,…

— Ray Romano

I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.

— Ray Romano

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy…

— Ray Romano

I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of…

— Ray Romano

Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you.…

— Ray Romano

My favorite band - and Bobby Cannavale and Terry Winter have already made fun of me for this - is Chicago.

— Ray Romano

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now,…

— Ray Romano

Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself:…

— Ray Romano

You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point…

— Ray Romano

I like doing film, you know, single-camera.

— Ray Romano

My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar.

— Ray Romano

I came from an Italian house. The refrigerator was always full. I never knew you had to buy food. I thought there…

— Ray Romano

Every backstory involves my father. I remember hearing Gary Oldman talking about backstories and saying, 'I got to stop using my father...'…

— Ray Romano

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

— Ray Romano

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

— Ray Romano

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

— Ray Romano

I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, "What's…

— Ray Romano

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

— Ray Romano

I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing…

— Ray Romano

My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me,…

— Ray Romano