Ray Romano

I still do standup.

— Ray Romano

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon…

— Ray Romano

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess…

— Ray Romano

Mick Jagger also a music connoisseur and knows everything about that era. So, you knew the music side was going to be…

— Ray Romano

In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing.

— Ray Romano

You know, a TV show is a slow build.

— Ray Romano

I had a very Italian house - the "plastic furniture you couldn't sit on" house. Did anybody have the museum house? For…

— Ray Romano

I never want to give up stand-up. Because I still get a thrill out of it.

— Ray Romano

I think that as actors age, the work becomes more organic to them.

— Ray Romano

When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex…

— Ray Romano

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either…

— Ray Romano

My hair was long - in my high school year book, I looked like an ugly David Cassidy.

— Ray Romano

I have some classes in accounting, but I don't know anything about accounting. I - you know, when my accountant tells me…

— Ray Romano

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows…

— Ray Romano

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan…

— Ray Romano

If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it's good to be married to someone who's not impressed with that…

— Ray Romano

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What…

— Ray Romano

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

— Ray Romano

I live in L.A. Now.

— Ray Romano

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..

— Ray Romano

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once…

— Ray Romano

My career has been my craziest adventure.

— Ray Romano

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that…

— Ray Romano

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time…

— Ray Romano

For a sitcom sex scene, you get in bed and that's the end of the scene. It quick and it was fast,…

— Ray Romano