Ass Quote by Ray Romano

My wife says to do the dishes, and I'm like, 'Yes, baby. I can clean up.'

— Jason Momoa

“as long as Mary can’t cook and has those awful manners—well, we’re safe, nobody else would have her.” I perceived that my wife’s methods…

— Agatha Christie

I go home at the end of the day and I rarely talk about what I did that day. So my wife's experience is…

— Adam Savage

But my wife doesn't often allow me to cook in our kitchen at home. She says that I'm messy and I don't clean up…

— Gino D'Acampo

When I come home, my wife is the boss.

— Gennady Golovkin

For all the men that say 'A woman's place is in the kitchen', you're idiots...how tf is the rest of the house gonna get…

— Logic

When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“For most people, having company for more than three of four days is a serious mistake, the equivalent to sawing a large hole in…

— William Maxwell

Housework is what a WOMEN done that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it...

— Anonymous

Housewives of the 1950s were supposed to create show-stopping meals every night for their hard-working husbands.

— Caroline Leavitt

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean,…

— Simone de Beauvoir

People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a…

— Mark Consuelos