My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me,… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I just go to work, come home. And my wife lets me throw my clothes on the floor, and she doesn't say… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I had to be naked [in Vinyl], but I was almost more nervous about having to be drunk. The director wasn't going… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good,… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I have this mistress: show business. I get a lot of love and adulation from outside, and [my wife] lets me have… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy.… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Anna would be just as happy with me if I were a plumber. As a matter of fact, when she married me, I was… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
My favorite band - and Bobby Cannavale and Terry Winter have already made fun of me for this - is Chicago. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
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