Wife Quotes by Stephen King

“He says there's a reason wife and life sound almost the same.”

— Stephen King

A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures...

— Stephen King

“A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures, and one without must be among the most miserable, I…

— Stephen King

The wife whose sweetly given reply in the face of any problem would be, "Whatever you think is best, dear." Women, take…

— Stephen King

I enjoy going back and forth between plays and novels. It's like having a wife and a mistress. Books are the wife;…

— Stephen King

My wife says, and I agree with her, that what would be really great for Maine would be to legalize dope completely…

— Stephen King

He needs to be corrected, if you don't mind me saying so. He needs a good talking-to, and perhaps a bit more.…

— Stephen King

When I gave up dope and alcohol, my immediate feeling was 'I've saved my life, but there'll be a price because I'll…

— Stephen King

About halfway through I broke down crying, which I hadn't expected. I was a little ashamed, but only a little;it was her,…

— Stephen King

The wonder is that so many OCDs manage to live productive lives, just the same. They work, they eat (often not enough…

— Stephen King

Guys, gals, now hear this: No one wants to take away your hunting rifles. No one wants to take away your shotguns.…

— Stephen King

I feel better in my mind because I'm doing what God made me to do. He said, 'Go write books, Steve, and…

— Stephen King

I don't want to just mess with your head. I want to mess with your life… I want you to miss appointments,…

— Stephen King

There is a story in the book Night Shift, called 'The Mangler,' about a laundry machine that takes on a sort of…

— Stephen King

My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until…

— Stephen King