Wife Quotes by Woody Allen

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

— Woody Allen

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

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My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign

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I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

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My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove…

— Woody Allen

I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­

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“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”

— Woody Allen

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

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What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man…

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I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved…

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I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

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You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love…

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In 1940 I was just turning 5 years old and being taken to the movies. For those of us who were not…

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In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery -…

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