There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” — woody allen Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Spencer was searching for a woman interested in gold, inorganic chemistry, outdoor sex and the music of Bach. In short, he was… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
