Sex Quotes by Bill Maher

Abstinence is a perversion.

— Bill Maher

All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.

— Bill Maher

Kids. They're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex.

— Bill Maher

When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.

— Bill Maher

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.

— Bill Maher

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

— Bill Maher

I just don't think a lot of Republicans like it when single women have sex.

— Bill Maher

Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it's sexy but one thing…

— Bill Maher

Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to…

— Bill Maher

Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into…

— Bill Maher

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

— Bill Maher

Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't…

— Bill Maher

When I hear from people that religion doesn't hurt anything, I say really? Well besides wars, the crusades, the inquisitions, 9-11, ethnic…

— Bill Maher

New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in…

— Bill Maher

New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got…

— Bill Maher

I think there is a problem, though, with the media gushing over [Obama] too much. I don't think he thinks that he's…

— Bill Maher

Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. It is!...I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white…

— Bill Maher

The media is all over this Oui interview that Arnold did 25 years ago. Now, he's admitted he smoked pot, had group…

— Bill Maher

The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the…

— Bill Maher

I know a whole generation has been raised on the notion of multiculturalism; that all civilizations are just different. No! Not always.…

— Bill Maher

Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling…

— Bill Maher