Sex Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

Sex pretty much cures everything.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Writing is like sex, if it's difficult you're not doing it right.

— Chuck Palahniuk

A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The magic of sex is its acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, theres no…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The magic of sex is itís acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, thereís no…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“A woman eats to feed her pussy." Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount…

— Chuck Palahniuk

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I always thought I'd write when I retired - when I turned 65. But by the time I was 33, to tell…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Some writers research in order to write. I write in order to research topics that interest me. Especially if I can meet…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Abortion occurs so frequently in my stories. Abortion sort of synthesizes both sex and death. To have sex and death placed as…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had…

— Chuck Palahniuk

We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“If you never have sex you never gain a sense of power. You never gain a voice or an identity of your…

— Chuck Palahniuk

People didn't know who I was or why I was there, so they started inventing stories about me. I was a registered…

— Chuck Palahniuk

When I first started writing, there was no way I'd write a sex scene. That just seemed impossible. That's why in "Fight…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“The point was, there'd be nothing to this if you were beautiful and sexy. The point was, in a world where everybody…

— Chuck Palahniuk

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman laments, Oh, that my joy could be…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“the cultures that don't castrate you to make you a slave, they castrate your mind. They make sex so filthy and evil…

— Chuck Palahniuk

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought,…

— Chuck Palahniuk