Boring Quote by Chuck Palahniuk Download Open image “Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.” — Chuck Palahniuk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Boring Inspirational Marriage Married Sex
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