Sex Quotes by Mason Cooley

25 Sex quotes by Mason Cooley

Cooley’s knack for turning a phrase shines when he tackles love’s physical side. In twenty‑five brief statements he mixes humor with a hint of philosophy, offering a light‑hearted yet sharp look at human connection.

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Unlike art and sex, money always arouses interest.

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Everyone makes sexy sounds; relatively few, sexy sights.

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Only death goes deeper than sex.

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Promiscuity turns sex into a sport, like arm-wrestling.

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Sexual attraction makes the strangest bedfellows of all.

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A dirty mind is a rich inner resource.

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Sex and writing live on playful cruelties.

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Sign at the orgy: BODIES ONLY.

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Blonds look angelic, but can (oh, happy!) be fleshy as well.

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It is hard to speak of sex without being clinical, brutal, or romantic.

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The popping of bubblegum discourages the most determined lecher.

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People often are unsure whether or not they are in love, but they generally know whether or not they are having sex.

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An illicit love affair seems sweetly old-fashioned in the age of one night stands and orgies.

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The Media: bold sex and violence, timid politics and morals.

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Orgies are an early form of what will someday become sex by committee.

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Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.

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Spirituality now wanders from sex to drugs to art to revolution to violence--whatever seems to promise deliverance from the quotidian.

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New York is full of abandoned churches. A Godless city, but full of superstitions on every subject--art, money, sex, food, health.

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To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear.

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God has replaced sex as the unmentionable.

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Pornography supplies the only really safe sex.

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Sex is not imaginary, but it is not quite real either.

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I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.

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Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason

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Young girls giggle with nervous delight at the erections they inspire.

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Nostalgia keeps dissolving the ironic narratives in which I have contained my past.

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The modernist writers found despair inspirational.

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Even the most abject have a sense of superiority based on powerful though undefined merits.

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Money comes to life as it is spent.

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Even the most fickle are faithful to a few bad habits.

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Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

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Literary tradition is full of lies about poverty-the jolly beggar, the poor but happy milkmaid, the wholesome diet of porridge, etc.

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Experience teaches us, but we scarcely know what.

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The body has a mind of its own.

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My intentions go one way, my desires another. Thus I feel both self-indulgent and deprived.

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The Puritan sours his pleasures by disguising them as duties.

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