Nothing is certain in life but death and taxes. And in Donald Trump's case, lies. — Pamela Meyer Copy Share Image
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. — David Dixon Copy Share Image
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
If there can be three certain things in life, instead of two, it might be death, taxes, and data. — Clara Shih Copy Share Image
“No defeat, no surrender Ain't no pockets in a shroud There is nothing so sure in life as death and taxes” — Ninette Kelly Copy Share Image
There's three things in life that's certain: Death, taxes, and 85 will always be open. — Chad Ochocinco Copy Share Image
Apart from death and taxes, the one thing that's certain in this life is that I'll never be a fashion icon. — Bruce Dickinson Copy Share Image
“They say that nothing is certain but death and taxes, and I already screwed one of those up, so I better pay… — Edmund Alexander Sims Copy Share Image
They say death and taxes are the only things that are inevitable. The truth is, you can not pay your taxes. I've… — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is… — Erwin Griswold Copy Share Image
I am appalled that the term we use to talk about aging is 'anti'. Aging is human evolution in its pure form.… — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
But in this world nothing is sure but death and taxes. [Fr., Mais dons ce monde, il n'y a rien d'assure que… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Many countries, even socialist Sweden and former communist Russia, have done away with their death taxes. They found the confiscation of wealth… — Stephen Moore Copy Share Image
Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Nothing in this life is certain aside from death, taxes and English literature graduates writing in the Guardian and spoiling your enjoyment… — Ash Sarkar Copy Share Image
“Pure creativity is magnificent expressly because it is the opposite of everything else in life that's essential or inescapable (food, shelter, medicine,… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
The question is not what anybody deserves. The question is who is to take on the God-like role of deciding what everybody… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes and the second law of thermodynamics. All three are processes in which useful or… — Seth Lloyd Copy Share Image
“Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.” — Melanie Finn Copy Share Image
The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more like a tired feeling, really. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes, and the second law of thermodynamics. — Seth Lloyd Copy Share Image
“Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them. ― Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable. Now there's shipping and handling. — Bert Murray Copy Share Image
Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them. — Margaret Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Death and taxes are the only two certainties in life, as Mark Twain once said. Or was it Benjamin Franklin?” — Stephen Leather Copy Share Image
The difference between death and taxes, is Death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets Will Rogers — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image