Democracy Quotes by Bill Maher

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

— Bill Maher

Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.

— Bill Maher

The Republicans proved they are not the party of 'no.' They're the party of 'f**k, no!'

— Bill Maher

Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.

— Bill Maher

Because of the Republicans, I'm not ashamed of being an American. I'm embarrassed!

— Bill Maher

The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.

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I just don't think a lot of Republicans like it when single women have sex.

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Republicans look to find the future and they find radio.

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I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with…

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This is America. We don't call an election before we know who won. That, after all, is the job of the Supreme…

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What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on…

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It would be kind of a tragedy if we got to the end of four years of Democratic rule without having really…

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That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible…

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The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and…

— Bill Maher

Republicans are obsessed with abortion...if they really wanted to protect the weakest, most helpless people, wouldn't they protect the Democrats?

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You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money.

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I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing.…

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The president had a press conference about this this week and he said that the U.S. has no plans to attack North…

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Government - they used to teach it in college. It's actually something you should study and learn and know how to do.…

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If you think Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you're an idiot. If you think they are going to take…

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New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely…

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Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent…

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Every election, roughly half the population votes Democrat and the other half votes Republican. Now, I understand why the Republicans get one…

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Naturally the smart thing to do to solve your economic woes is to demonize the Democrats. And of course, Sarah Palin is…

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Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental hospital. So…

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How can the Republicans get away with picking their Dennis Kucinich, but when - if the Democrats tried it, all hell would…

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[The Republicans] are always asking the Muslims to denounce their extremists. And I agree with them. But they don't take that note…

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Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians…

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Democrats are afraid of polls. Republicans aren't afraid of polls. Republicans make polls. Democrats run from polls.

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Republicans have pounced. They're outraged. They say, 'How dare you lie about caring for the people who got hurt in the war…

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All across the Middle East in the streets, people are demanding democracy. It's amazing. The only way in America you get people…

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Democrats are lame. The media is lame. And Donald Trump hasn't even played his war card yet. You know, he could start…

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President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if…

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It's very well known that the Republicans have problems with minorities. The Democrats have big problems with white people. Obama only got…

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The Democrats are very bad at selling their own product. The Republicans are geniuses at it. And I've said it before, a…

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Republicans are always saying we should privatize things like schools, prisons, social security - hey, how about we privatize privacy! Because if…

— Bill Maher