“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“So then, what do you believe in? Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But at least after… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“No, no, because she's a mental adolescent, and being romantic, she has a death wish. So, for a brief moment of passion,she… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Bergman's films have eternal relevance, because they deal with the difficulty of personal relationships and lack of communication between people… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
They were doing the Dying Swan at the ballet. And there was a rumor that some bookmarkers had drifted into town from… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“All men fear death. It’s a natural fear that consumes us all. We fear death because we feel that we haven’t loved… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“One day about a month ago, I really hit bottom. You know, I just felt that in a Godless universe, I didn't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
