Men Quotes by Woody Allen

One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.

— Woody Allen

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

— Woody Allen

Man was made in God's image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?

— Woody Allen

I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.

— Woody Allen

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.

— Woody Allen

All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.

— Woody Allen

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

— Woody Allen

Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

— Woody Allen

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they…

— Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

— Woody Allen

Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.

— Woody Allen

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

— Woody Allen

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love…

— Woody Allen

What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man…

— Woody Allen

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.

— Woody Allen

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on…

— Woody Allen

I think there is too much wrong with the world to ever get too relaxed and happy. The more natural state, and…

— Woody Allen

I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to…

— Woody Allen

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's…

— Woody Allen

I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content…

— Woody Allen

When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as…

— Woody Allen

I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or…

— Woody Allen

You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love…

— Woody Allen

Relationships are really what interest me the most. And I think, in the end, they interest most people the most. Even when…

— Woody Allen

I feel that humor, just like Fred Astaire dance numbers or these lightweight musicals, gives you a little oasis. You are in…

— Woody Allen

More than at any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other,…

— Woody Allen

The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a…

— Woody Allen

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?...

— Woody Allen

When I was a young man, my friends and I and all of us in New York were very influenced by French…

— Woody Allen

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of…

— Woody Allen

When I get up in the morning, I go and I work with beautiful women and charming men and funny comedians and…

— Woody Allen

Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the…

— Woody Allen