Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” — woody allen Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Love may be the answer, but even though you're watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
