I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go, it's unnatural, you belong to me, I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“David: And you think it can just evaporate? Even if at one time they loved one another? Marx: That's one of the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Film is more of novelty, because I've done so much theater over many years. I'm in love with making movies. Also, I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. "Can I get my kid into… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“To be loved, certainly, is different from being admired, as one can be admired from afar but to really love someone it… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You're still in love' 'No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“All men fear death. It’s a natural fear that consumes us all. We fear death because we feel that we haven’t loved… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The paradox consists… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“It was great seeing Annie again. I realised what a terrific person she was and how fun it was just knowing her.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
