Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You're still in love' 'No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. "Can I get my kid into… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
