Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you', but 'It's benign'.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Love may be the answer, but even though you're watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.' — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
