World Quotes by Woody Allen

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent…

— Woody Allen

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.

— Woody Allen

My parents were very Old World. They come from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life…

— Woody Allen

There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late…

— Woody Allen

Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample…

— Woody Allen

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

— Woody Allen

There's no correlation between what the public likes and what I'm after. I'm in a different world.

— Woody Allen

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.

— Woody Allen

That's the way I feel about the world: there are certain problems that can only be dealt with that way - going…

— Woody Allen

I always felt that the problems of the world would never ever be solved until people came to terms with the deeper…

— Woody Allen

If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates,…

— Woody Allen

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to…

— Woody Allen

But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess!…

— Woody Allen

I never think I feel cynical in general. Cynical is reality with an alternate spelling. I feel there's a gigantic amount of…

— Woody Allen

When you write the script, you're home in a room by yourself, and you're writing, and there's no connection with the real…

— Woody Allen

Paris is particularly beautiful in the rain. It was just a nice experience for me, a pleasant experience, and I was able…

— Woody Allen

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to. Writing is very pleasurable, very seductive,…

— Woody Allen

Real life is generally much duller and inevitably sadder, most of the time. In film, you control everything that's going on, so…

— Woody Allen

I've never felt Truth was Beauty. Never. I've always felt that people can't take too much reality. I like being in Ingmar…

— Woody Allen

I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if…

— Woody Allen

I feel that humor, just like Fred Astaire dance numbers or these lightweight musicals, gives you a little oasis. You are in…

— Woody Allen

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's…

— Woody Allen

The history of the world is like: He kills me, I kill him, only with different cosmetics and different castings. So in…

— Woody Allen

Everybody knows how awful the world is and what a terrible situation it is and each person distorts it in a certain…

— Woody Allen

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

— Woody Allen

I think there is too much wrong with the world to ever get too relaxed and happy. The more natural state, and…

— Woody Allen

In the shower, with the hot water coming down, you've left the real world behind, and very frequently things open up for…

— Woody Allen

I never thought I was doing anyone a favour by bringing children into the world. With people as cruel to each other…

— Woody Allen