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Feels Quotes by Woody Allen

26 Feels quotes by Woody Allen

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If you’ve ever laughed at the absurdity of a mood swing, Woody Allen’s take on feelings will feel oddly familiar. His 26 snippets balance sharp humor with a quiet yearning, giving you a snapshot of how a comic mind wrestles with the inner tides that shape our daily lives.

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The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.

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I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women…

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I always feel the cynicism is reality with maybe an alternate spelling or something because I feel that I have real perspective…

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I'd always wanted to be a dramatic. Comedy comes more naturally to me. I can do it with more facility. So I…

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Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you,…

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I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him.

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I do feel it's important to have some kind of faith in something, but [it is] impossible for many of us. I…

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I can do a limited amount of things and that's what I do and I feel comfortable doing it and I have…

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I'll work by myself for years and then I'll think it'll be fun to et one of my friends like Marshall Brickman…

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There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the…

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When I naturally write a story and I feel that the guy is sitting across the table from the girl and flirting…

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"Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's…

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That's the way I feel about the world: there are certain problems that can only be dealt with that way - going…

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I always feel, I guess being a product of the movies of the 40s where movies were the greatest things and screens…

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I never think I feel cynical in general. Cynical is reality with an alternate spelling. I feel there's a gigantic amount of…

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Let's say there was no terrorism whatsoever and we were all very nice to one another and we were all kind, we…

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If I was to see any of my films now I would feel, oh god you know it's awful I could do…

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I can understand that an audience, buying a ticket to see a picture of mine, wants to see something funny because they…

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I'm sure there are people in Hollywood, whose main drive in film is to make money, who will feel that any use…

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I think it's my job or the artist's job, to try and find some solution or some reason to accept things. But…

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I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't…

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I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against…

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This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why…

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When you make the film, it's like a chef who works on the meal. After you're working all day in the kitchen…

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This is my perspective and has always been my perspective on life: I have a very grim, pessimistic view of it. I…

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I keep getting more and more ambitious. Over the years, to some degree, in some areas, I feel I've grown. In some…

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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

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What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!

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I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't…

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

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Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

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All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.

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There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

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You can't ride two horses with one behind.

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Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

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