Alleviate Quote by Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

— Woody Allen

I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.

— Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

— Woody Allen

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a drug commercial that says, 'May cause extreme awesomeness.'

— Anonymous

I used to hear about guys who played saying how difficult it is getting up in the morning, and now I'm experiencing it; those…

— Terrell Davis

One of the side effects of losing intimacy with God is that at some point we stop doing ministry out of imagination and we…

— Bill Johnson

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

— Bill Watterson

If you are not with me it doesnt effect me; if m not wid ew it affects me as it hurts ew.... @Nly for…

— Rstar Aditya

I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!

— Washington Irving

Any symptom can force you to go deeper into some area.

— James Hillman

Too much God and you overdose. God needs to be filtered.

— Margaret Atwood

The failure to listen to God can cause us a great deal of headache.

— Anonymous