I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I could easily escape to a hotel for a weekend and do absolutely nothing. — David Boreanaz Copy Share Image
When I was ten and in fifth grade, I read all of 'Robinson Crusoe' in one weekend. — Kevin Young Copy Share Image
Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I'd love to do something with you this weekend within a one-block radius of my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When personal freedom's being abused, you have to move to limit it. That's what we did in the announcement I made last… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I practise about three to four hours a day and I will play one night a week, or at the weekend in… — Fallon Sherrock Copy Share Image
The players are coming to try every game, every weekend, so that the Manchester City people can be proud, and we will… — Pep Guardiola Copy Share Image
Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
I teamed up with the PGA of America to help promote a weekend of golf that raises scholarship money for kids who… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Multiplicity was a movie that tested really well. People seeing the movie really liked it, but then the studio couldn't market it.… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
Forget the week and enjoy the weekend! New day! Respect and cherish the time we have that's in front of us! — Michael Ealy Copy Share Image
Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
You have to be more disciplined in what you do. You have to make the plays when you're supposed to make them.… — Takeo Spikes Copy Share Image
I still did some things in football, but I needed to get away from the game. I needed closure. And once I… — Roberto Di Matteo Copy Share Image
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Stop doing things that waste time. Don't replace time with your family or things that you need to do. I needed to… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
...their callous indifference to the plight of children streaming across the border, fleeing horrific circumstances in their own country. Republicans are simply… — Debbie Wasserman Schultz Copy Share Image
Coldplay's 'Hymn for the Weekend' video featuring Beyonce is already caught in a heated conversation about cultural appreciation of Indian religion and… — Anthea Butler Copy Share Image
Coming from a dance background, I was in competitions every single weekend, so I've been put on the spot since I was… — Tate McRae Copy Share Image
Every weekend the drama department would have parties. The 20 hot girls on campus? All of them were in the drama dept.… — Joe Manganiello Copy Share Image
I find it particularly shocking that people work all week long, and then on the weekend they give their money to another… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
[Jules] slides into a seat beside me with her hot lunch tray, sighing. “Four hours, thirty-six minutes, and twelve seconds till we’re… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
It's a tough time for screenwriters right now, because fewer movies are getting made. I'm enjoying television so much. It offers opportunities… — Callie Khouri Copy Share Image
“Let's go over the facts one more time," Josh says. "This is your first weekend away from home?" "Yes." "Your first weekend… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I hate Christmas. Everything is designed for families, romance, warmth, emotion and presents, and if you have no boyfriend, no money, your… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think that they hoped the private sector would come in. And the private sector tried to come in until they saw… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I had the most amazing weekend away with my mains Emily and Johanna went to Kirra and had the best time hope… — Talyiah Copy Share Image