Charles M. Schulz

“Sidewalks always win Knees always lose!”

— Charles M. Schulz

“None of my kids can draw!”

— Charles M. Schulz

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

— Charles M. Schulz

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

— Charles M. Schulz

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

— Charles M. Schulz

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

— Charles M. Schulz

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.

— Charles M. Schulz

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

— Charles M. Schulz

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

— Charles M. Schulz

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

— Charles M. Schulz

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

— Charles M. Schulz

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

— Charles M. Schulz

“Little brothers are the New York Mets of life!”

— Charles M. Schulz

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

— Charles M. Schulz

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

— Charles M. Schulz

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!

— Charles M. Schulz

“Wouldn't you like just for once to see Charlie Brown hit that ball?" "No... I'm not prepared to have the world come…

— Charles M. Schulz

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

— Charles M. Schulz

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

— Charles M. Schulz

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in…

— Charles M. Schulz

This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time...…

— Charles M. Schulz

I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know…

— Charles M. Schulz

I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.

— Charles M. Schulz

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just…

— Charles M. Schulz

All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get…

— Charles M. Schulz

I am not concerned with simply surviving. I am very concerned about improving. I start each day by examining yesterday's work and…

— Charles M. Schulz

Do you have your own room, Charlie Brown?" "Oh, yes... I have a very nice room." "I hope you realize that you…

— Charles M. Schulz

“Why did you write "Charlie Brown is a blockhead" on the sidewalk?" "Because I sincerely believe you are a blockhead! I have…

— Charles M. Schulz

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and…

— Charles M. Schulz

LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my…

— Charles M. Schulz

“I think we place the wrong emphasis upon examples, that we're treading on very weak ground when we set ourselves up as…

— Charles M. Schulz

Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise…

— Charles M. Schulz

“Hey, manager... Some kid must have left his glove here... It has his name on it... See? Right here... Willie Mays... He…

— Charles M. Schulz

Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would…

— Charles M. Schulz

I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray?…

— Charles M. Schulz

Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been…

— Charles M. Schulz

When they [visitors to his studio:] learn about the six-week daily-strip deadline and the 12-week Sunday-page deadline, a visitor almost never fails…

— Charles M. Schulz

I want to be liked... No, I want to be more than just liked... I want people to say, "that Charlie Brown…

— Charles M. Schulz

“I see no reason why church services have to be standard. I've discussed this with the man who used to be a…

— Charles M. Schulz

“Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody likes me... Peanut…

— Charles M. Schulz