I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too. — Charles M. Schulz Draws Copy Share Image
A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself. — Charles M. Schulz Cartoonist Copy Share Image
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am… — Charles M. Schulz Aim Copy Share Image
Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two… — Charles M. Schulz Brown Copy Share Image
Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed… — Charles M. Schulz Buttons Copy Share Image
Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was… — Charles M. Schulz Dear Copy Share Image
Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word. — Charles M. Schulz Beagles Copy Share Image
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from. — Charles M. Schulz No problem Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on… — Charles M. Schulz Arms Copy Share Image
“I have a question. What if your advice doesn't help me? Do I get my money back?" "No, because as soon as… — Charles M. Schulz First things Copy Share Image
“Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody likes me... Peanut… — Charles M. Schulz Charlie brown Copy Share Image
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it… — Charles M. Schulz Beneficial Copy Share Image
Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it… — Charles M. Schulz Feels Copy Share Image
I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me! — Charles M. Schulz Gave up Copy Share Image
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship… — Charles M. Schulz Boys Copy Share Image
Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! — Charles M. Schulz Claustrophobia Copy Share Image
“Let's just say that life has me beaten... So I give up! I admit there's no way I can win..." "What is… — Charles M. Schulz Charlie brown Copy Share Image
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charles M. Schulz Love Copy Share Image
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten… — Charles M. Schulz Belts Copy Share Image
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you. — Charles M. Schulz Asks Copy Share Image
Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but… — Charles M. Schulz Awake Copy Share Image