Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Charlie Brown: "Life is just too much for me... I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image