Dinner Quote by Charles M. Schulz

Jesus must have had a sense of humor. I like to think of Him as a guy who got people to listen to Him…

— Bil Keane

Jesus would have gone to Ellen Degeneres' house for dinner and had a good time. What would we be saying about him?

— Mike Messerli

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had…

— Thomas Carlyle

Jesus was much more interested in the quality of the people's response to him than in the quantity of the crowd.

— Timothy Keller

I said old Jesus probably would've puked if He could see it - all those fancy costumes and all. Sally said I was a…

— Anonymous

I think if Jesus came for the first time, and he was 33 1/2 years old and hung out with these guys, where would…

— Michael W. Smith

“The first miracle Jesus performed was instant winemaking. No wonder people loved Him! He probably received a bunch of wedding invitations after that one.”

— Dillon Burroughs

Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

What if Jesus was the only normal person who ever lived?

— Bernie Siegel

I think Jesus was a bit more of a fun guy. I'd like to play Him like maybe some days He doesn't fancy it,…

— Rhys Ifans

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

— Richard Kadrey

Jesus would have been one of the best photographers that ever existed. He was always looking at the beauty of people souls. In fact…

— Francis Bacon